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for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
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I am a very important person for this world ...
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The world's smartest man, a Priest and a Hippie were on a plane.
The plane was going down when the pilot tossed two parachutes on
the floor and jumped out of the plane.
The world's smartest man declared, "I
am more important to this world so I am saving myself now. Bye!"
He reached down and grabbed a bag and jumped out. Both, the priest
and the hippe, were stunned by his actions.
So the priest asked the Hippie, "Well,
which one of us do you think will make a bigger impact on the world?"
The hippe nonchalantly replied, "I
don't know man, but the world's smartest man just jumped out of
the plane with my backpack."
I am not laughing ...
The
boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff
in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody,
but one girl laughed uproariously.
"What's the matter?" grumbled
the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?"
"I don't have to laugh,"
she replied. "I'm leaving this place on Friday."
The
boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff
in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody,
but one girl laughed uproariously.