George was going to bed when his wife told him that
he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the
door to go turn off the light but saw there were people
in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is
someone in your house?" and George said no and
explained the situation. Then they explained that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30,
and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars,
an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.
Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was no one
available!"
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Thai Fried Rice
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