The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Hope your mailman is not doing this
...
An old man ordered one hamburger, one
order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger
and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his
wife.
He then carefully counted out the French
fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile
in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his
wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of
hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking: "That poor old couple
-- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries,
a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another
meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine
-- they were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the
little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her
husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged
them to let him buy another meal for them. This time, the old
woman said: "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finished and was wiping
his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over
to the little old lady, who had yet to eat a single bite of food,
and asked: "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered: "The teeth."